I'm not 21 anymore

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 08/09/2014 at 19:21 • Filed to: None

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My gf wants to go clubbing tonight, again.

Last night was crazy, we went club raiding until 4am, came home, had rough sex for an hour or so, then we went out to run in the park a little, we came back, we devoured two large Papa John's spicy pulled pork pizzas along with some sushi and a bottle of melon liqueur and then we had sex for another two hours. So today, I only had, like, 1.5 hours of sleep, if it keeps it up, in a few days, I will look 48, not 28.

She also told me that she won't allow me to be a hotel rat, in our vacation, that begins on Monday.

I'm gonna die.

Spaceball-Two > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 19:24

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Get married. That shit stop real quick.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 19:25

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Just think though. You could have a gf like mine who is asleep by midnight and bitches at me for playing darts and talking loudly when me and my friends stay up all night and drink rum.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/09/2014 at 19:29

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So, is your gf, Amish or something? Also, try to get her involved, in your fun activities, she could get less bitchy that way.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 19:33

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I've tried including her with my (quite welcoming) friends. I've tried having beers with her alone. Nope...

Lucky my friends are good fun and willing to hang out or I'd have a bit of a good time deficiency.

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 19:34

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eventually you'll remember these as the good old days.

samssun > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 19:35

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Same thing I say to people who complain about their kids: Have you tried yelling at her?

yamahog > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 19:37

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Solution:

Introduce me to your girlfriend

Her and I (24-year-old fellow drinks n party n sex n food enthusiast) go have tons of fun

You and CrzRsn (your fellow grumpy old man in training) can live happily ever after

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Spaceball-Two 08/09/2014 at 19:38

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*Stops drinking water.*Drops the bottle.*Spits out the water from his mouth.*

What!?!?

No way. That would mean getting way too formal, and would diminish the spark between us.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > samssun 08/09/2014 at 19:41

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Bad plan.

She would just cover my mouth with her own.

Spaceball-Two > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 19:45

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Nah. I know a lot of dudes bitch about being married but you cut out all the bullshit drama and party and fuck in all new creative ways.

Crocket Bernet > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/09/2014 at 19:45

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Try getting a new girlfriend.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Crocket Bernet 08/09/2014 at 19:52

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You raise a good point sir.

avens > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/09/2014 at 19:52

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Physical and involving hobbies, not drinking.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > avens 08/09/2014 at 19:54

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We do those, just got back from a holiday in which we did something each day. Which was great, sometimes it's nice to unwind though, drink or no drink. She's just unsociable, even to her own friends.

yamahog > Spaceball-Two 08/09/2014 at 20:06

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I know a lot of dudes bitch about being married but statistically speaking, you're probably the one who asked her in the first place.

FTFY. Never got this. NO ONE FORCED YOU TO ASK HER!

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Spaceball-Two 08/09/2014 at 20:12

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A piece of paper won't make any difference, also I don't have a problem with parting, but I need some resting time, sometimes. And we already fuck in all the ways we can think of.

GeorgeyBoy > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 20:14

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Glad I'm not the only one running on 2 hours of sleep. My gf is crazy enough as it is, now my best friend just got back from China and the past 2 days have been crazy X2. I feel sick as a dog.

Spaceball-Two > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 20:16

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Kick ass.

Leadbull > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 20:20

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Sounds like a good plan to me.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Spaceball-Two 08/09/2014 at 20:24

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More like pound ass.

She let me do that on the second date(more than a year ago). I let her pound my ass with a strap-on, on the third, lol.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 20:27

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At least you have a GF.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 20:27

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At least you have sex.

yamahog > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 20:30

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inb4 straight boiz freaking out over a dude *receiving* anal from lady.

Jordan Clifford > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 20:30

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Do it, pussy!

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 20:47

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Psshhh. I'm 38. Went out last Saturday with some friends, got 2 hours of sleep, went to work for 10 hours, went to the gym right after. To be fair, I didn't consume any alcohol.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > yamahog 08/09/2014 at 20:49

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You have to keep the trade fair, right?

Haimatox > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 08/09/2014 at 21:01

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Right with you.

Haimatox > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 08/09/2014 at 21:01

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Right with you. Again.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Haimatox 08/09/2014 at 21:01

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*hugs*

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Haimatox 08/09/2014 at 21:02

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*hugs*

Conan > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 22:04

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Enjoy every moment.

EL_ULY > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/09/2014 at 22:07

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oh man, i am also 28 and feel 40 from turning wrenches hunched over for 13 years. My wife is way younger than me and juuust getting into "up all night party" mode where i am well into "fucking tiiired" mode.

m2m, apex detective > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/11/2014 at 05:12

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Uh ... to be honest with you, that sounds like a pretty good night. Not every night has to be this way, but it certainly keeps you alive and kicking once in a while.

You're not that old yet. /oneyearolder

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > m2m, apex detective 08/11/2014 at 09:41

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Yeah, but shortly after I wrote this post, we went for another night like that, and today we're leaving for Mexico, for the first half of our vacation, with the other half starting next week, when we will be off for Thailand.

And to be honest, she is even up for wild nights, during weekdays, and sometimes my job just doesn't allow it.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > EL_ULY 08/11/2014 at 10:49

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You're 28 and she's much younger? You should stop raiding high schools. My gf is 25 and she calls me old, when I complain.

EL_ULY > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/11/2014 at 11:08

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lol. It gets worse. She gets hired to dance, sing, and do photo shoots for magazines in Mexico DF. She also DJ's at her house which is also a place where they hold events. Perhaps she is just tired of that scene and likes my extremely simple lifestyle lol. She never admitted it. Work, eat, poo, and sleep. Rockstar :]

m2m, apex detective > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/11/2014 at 12:50

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Even if it feels inappropriate at times, a wild child like that will keep you out and about in the long-term, which I would think a good side effect. Too many people just putter into oblivion once they're set with a partnership. :p

Be that as it may, I wish you a good time in Mexico, Thailand and wherever you end up. Cheers!